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Two lifelong friends discuss creepy creatures, fictitious figures, and monsters of myth.

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December 20, 2018

Contender #25 - Santa Claus

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  Contender #25  - Santa Claus

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We discuss a figure so fantastic, it has taken over an entire season (winter. Not like a season of the show). The man with the northern most pole. The Crimson Crusader himself. Santa Claus! Jolly, old, Saint Nick began his good deeds in the 4th century, helping those in need, often financially. But as time passed, he was eventually Co-opted by the Coca-Cola Soft Drink company in the 40s. They rebuilt him. They have the technology. They made him better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Will Santa triumph as this seasons supreme entity? Join us, Cryptid Counters, as we press the limits of what can be considered Cryptozoological research for the last time this year.

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Whatever you celebrate, have a good one. And thanks for listening to Counting Cryptids.

AKA We are aware that Santa is not actually a cryptid

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 Intro quote: The Missing Cookies - by Craig Dominey

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December 13, 2018

Tournament Talk

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  NOT A REAL EPISODE - Tournament Talk

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We discuss the tournament bracket taking place between seasons of the show.

AKA Asuh dudes

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Contenders (top to bottom):

Kraken
Megalodon
Wendigo
Mongolian Death Worm
Snallygaster
BlackShuck
Michigan Dogman
Slender Man
Mothman
Shadow People
Van Meter Visitor
Emela-Ntouka
Mokele-Mbembe
Pterosaurs
Dobhar-Chu
Bunyip
Xmas Cryptic #1 (Krampus)
Gobblesquatch
Tatzelwurm
Brosno Dragon
El Chupacabra
Giant Bats
Mermaids
Xmas Cryptic #2 (Santa)
Jackalope

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 Intro quote: not today Satan

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December 6, 2018

Contender #24 - Krampus

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  Contender #24  - Krampus

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We start our Holiday mini series, with the crack of a whip (well.. a stick, but that isn't a saying). Our first "Christmas Cryptid" is a half-goat, half-demon, creature, known as Krampus. Krampus serves as, basically the inverse of Santa: visiting, and punishing all of the bad children, either by physical abuse, eating them, or just dragging them to hell. Happy Holidays! 

AKA Santa Adjacent 

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 Intro quote: tychy.wordpress.com

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